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The Sith Lords

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"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power I gain victory.
Through victory my chains are broken.
The Force shall set me free."


[Use ONLY THIS BANNER for your house otherwise the guards will remove the other ones.]

The Sith Lords

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As a note, this is not something to join to whine about rules at Elftown and the Guards. People who join this will still follow the rules or they will have their asses kicked out of here. You came here because you wanted to, not because we wanted you to, so we reserve the right to steal your lightsaber and your milk money when we forcefully eject you from this wiki.

Contact us here, or send one of the Lords a message about it. Also realize, if you act like a tard, you will be demoted to peon. You will be the equivalent of a red-shirt sent out to be a meat shield...you will be the guy in the movie that everyone thinks "wow...we didn't know him, that is why he died..."

That being said, have fun. >:)

The Sith Lords

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Lord [Calico Tiger]: Darth Feral (Cali) - "I see your Shwartz is as big as mine."
** The Sith: Calico Tiger

Lord [Lerune]: Darth Reesza (Runey), The Sith: Darth Reesza - "The cute and sappy Sith...got a problem with that?"

Lord [Ittai]: Pathelel Ittai / Darth Xalmavet - "I'll bite your legs off!"

Lord [Lothuriel]: Onyx (Night Sister: Sith Witch)

Lord [font]: Darth BoBo *is regularly molested by Darth Reesza*

Lord [ArcticTofu]: Darth Marit

Lord [Yuriona]: Darth Uryal, The Sith: Darth Uryal "I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!"

Lord [Skydancer]: The Sith: Darth Azurian
Manufacturer of Sithian PhotoSabers {TM}

Lord [Paul Doyle]: Darth Paranoia - Don't let that friendly gold anthro-dragon exterior deceive you. His confuzzled pretentions reek of a foul stench of Sithiness. Or maybe he just had gas.

Lord [irulan]: The Sith: Darth Indiri

Lord [David the Good]:Darth Contif trained by Darth Bane
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Lord [Ironballs "the Preposterous One"]: Darth Necronous

Lord [TheRogue]: Darth Vorhanus

Lord [Steve*O]: Darth Strider

Lord [Rennie]: Darth Roweena

Lord [Saray]: Darth Zhera
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Lord [Trennas]: Darth Moroban - Because I am EVIL!
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Lord [The Dizzy Raven]: The Sith: Darth Illatris

Lord [-Britt-]: Darth Principatus

Lord [Anomynous]: Darth Dja'Kall- You could not escape my wrath...more than you could your own shadow!

Lord [Rain S.]:Darth Rain

Lady [Mirindyin]: Darth Mizan - Former apprentice of Darth Moroban!

Lady [-Orion-]: Darth Chiera - Former apprentice of Darth Moroban!



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[DistantDream]: - Darth Korana - Apprentice to Lord [Calico Tiger]

[Ocean Soul]: Darth Aqua

[Kileaiya]: Darth Kieran - Apprentice to Darth Reesza- "I'll break your will and make you like it."
At one with The Force

[Duke of Angels]: Darth Tyrus

[Sir. Robert]: Darth Quoto

[Stephen]: Darth Jakia

[Badass]: Darth Zyth

[Jitter]: Darth Kupo Is trying to destroy pink

[Douche-Bag]: Name me!

[SuicidalEternalX]: Darth Honoria

[3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: Darth Levios

[Pnelma Tirian]: Darth Pink. SNORKELING apprentice to Darth Paranoia. "ph33r m3."

[Random Pavarotti Disease]: Darth Mortis

[Paz]: Darth Zap (?) - "I am your father's, uncle's, cousin's, nephew's roomate"

[spincrus]: Darth Spincrus - Fallen Jedi - "It is hard to breathe through this mask, but at least keeps out the smell of burning hair when I slice my enemies in half."

[Chaos Sun]: Darth Chaos

[VegaPrime]:

[Fireblade K'Chona]: Darth Macabre - Apprenticed to Darth Moroban!

[Darth Segas]:

[Ikko]: Darth Rose

[The "Problem" Child]: Darth Durok

[Darth Jacein]: Darth Dedus

[Bladieboe]: Darth Paratus

[Helghast]: Darth Mauler

[morgan nynaeve]:

[Wulf Skjaldr]:

[Alexxei]: Darth Cahl

[Depressions soul]: Darth Crimsia

[DappaDan]: Darth Azriell.(Fear is the mind killer i will not show fear).

[Araglas]: Darth Deorm - Apprenticed to Darth Mizan

[Xeroh Kanoe]: Darth Zakir

Darth Rokar: Darth Rokar

[Talvikki]: Darth Rimfrost

[Lord Josmar]: Darth Josmar


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http://www.dockingbay101.com/fansongs.html
<URL:http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/38511182/?qo=3&q=special%3Anewest> *The true Vader sez "NOOOOOOOOOO"*
<URL:http://www.moviecritic.com.au/femtroopers/> Femtroopers, attack!

Noone here. Yet... >:)
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Sith Moogle by [Calico Tiger]


Join us and you get your very own Sith Moogle to put in your house :O Only those who are members of this wiki have permission to display it in their houses.

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FAQ

How do the rankings work?
Everyone who joins is a knight. There is no long waiting list. Anyone from the Jedi Council that joins who was already a knight or master automatically becomes a Lord.

How do I become a Lord?
One of the Lords may take you as an apprentice. This is not a bad thing. Remember, Vader, one of the most powerful beings we have seen was an apprentice to the wrinkled butt head, Errr... Palpatine... the entire time. It's not a sign of being weak or anything. So don't focus on stupid shit like that :P When your Master deems you worthy of being a Lord (and that's totally up to them when that is. It could be anywhere from days to months depending on you and your master), you will be made a Lord.

Is there a limit to the number of Lords and Knights?
No. The only limit is the number of members. You can't have 20 Lords if you only have 3 members ;)

Are you serious about the peon thing?
Damn right! If you act like a moron (silly is not counted in that. Being silly is absolutely fine), or you start harassing other members and making everyone's lives miserable, or start breaking the Elftown rules, you will be busted down to peon and have to earn your way back to knight. You will be the equivalent of a jedi youngling again. In some cases, depending on the situation, some people may just be kicked out.

Does everyone who asks to join get to join?
No. You must follow the rules of Elftown. As stated at the top, this page is not for whining about the guards and the rules here. You will be a good Elftown citizen. Yes, you can have made mistakes in the past. People who ask to join will be checked on to see if they're one of the "I hate the guards" people (gawd, those wikis are lame), or just someone who didn't understand the rules or know they were there (many people don't know the Uploading Art Rules exist.)

Do I have to be some big evil bad guy/gal?
No. Absolutely not. You play your character and your personality as you see fit. You could be petty evil, you could just be a naughty pervert (too much so for the jedi council to overlook), you could be bent on destroying all ewoks just because they're cute, you could want to take over the galaxy, you could like pulling the wings off of flies, you could hang out with heartless bounty hunters who get a thrill from using Jedi Council members as target practice (submitted by [Lothuriel]), whatever floats your boat. You may not go harass people via messages. You may not go harass people on their wiki pages if they ask you to leave. Don't be a dick.

Can I be in more than one Sith (or other) group?
Personally, I don't care. You could be in 8 of them at once if you want. Granted, it's up to the other groups you're in as well. But here, we don't care. We're not here to bogart your time and attention. So if the jedi don't care if you're here and with them (not likely, but it could happen!), good for you. I believe it's good to have agents and allies in many places, so have fun.

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Fun or Interesting Links


<URL:http://newgrounds.com/collections/starwars.html> - Tons of funny stuff (link provided by [ArcticTofu])

I've got this thing for the bad guys... - [Lerune]'s fan page for the bad guys. Yummy!

Darth Molten Cake - for a taste of the Darkside!

Runey and Cali - A comic about Darth Reesza and Darth Feral ([Lerune] and [Calico Tiger]) as both Sith and Jedi

Sithian PhotoSabers {TM}

The Power of the Dork Side - The funniest Star Wars pictures in the galaxy!

<URL:http://www.pezheadmonthly.com/archive/fiveques/darth.html> - Bizarre, strangely fun look at the daily trials and tribulations suffered by Darth Vader . . . the Pez dispenser :P

<URL:http://www.sithsense.com/flash.htm> Think of something and Vader will try to guess what that is within 30 questions.

<URL:http://www.commissionedcomic.com/?p=213> Darth Fabulous!

<URL:http://www.commissionedcomic.com/?p=317> Fun with abusing your apprentice

Star Wars Fan films
(1.)"Wrath of the Mandalorian" (Boba Fett; between Eps 3+4; 12 min; 94 MB)
<URL:http://www.rapidfire-productions.com/pages/starwarsfanfilm.php>
(2.)"Revelations" (Seers; between Eps 3+4; 47 min; 410 MB)
<URL:http://www.panicstruckpro.com/revelations/revelations_movie.html>
(3.) <URL:http://www.atomfilms.com/af/spotlight/collections/starwars/>  Lots of goodies to be found here ^_^
(4.)<URL:http://www.sequentialpictures.com/moviestarwarsepisode3.html> Spoof trailer for Episode III; you will laugh yourself to death ^^
(5.) 
<URL:http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/02/11> - Why you should beware of Wookies
(6.)
<URL:http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=121> - Vader is teh awsum
(7.)
<URL:http://www.churchofthegrey.com/atst/index.htm> Ever wonder how Scout Walkers make love? Well, neither did I. Yet because I am evil, here you go anyway. Tips are gladly accepted at the door. :PPP [Paul Doyle]
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<URL:http://onfinite.com/libraries/629138/1e2.jpg> Forever purging memories of horrific Meco monstrosities ("Star Wars Disco', "Ewok Celebration", etc) from back in the day, for those of us old enough to remember o___O  ROCK AND ROLL!
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<URL:http://swvault.ign.com/View.php?view=Movies.List&category_select_id=2> Funny Staw Wars vids provided by Windspire Entertainment. My personal favourite is "Fett's Vette".
(10.)
Star Wars: Confess to Pope Lando Read it, confess and weep.
(11.)
<URL:http://www.devilducky.com/media/45466/> - Darth Vader Calls the Emperor. Really funny! Link submitted by [TheRogue]

Not Star Wars, But at Least Evil


This section has links that aren't Star Wars or Sith related, but at least have the element of evil in it:

<URL:http://www.windspireentertainment.com/download.php?view.15> - The Shorties: Quest to BlizzCon - Submitted by [Anomynous]

<URL:http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7382497743921358869&amp;q=illegal> - Illegal Danish: Super Snacks - The Horde Rave Scene is awesome


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[Wiki Advertising Rules!!]


DO NOT advertise your wiki page or any other wiki page in the comments section or on the page itself unless it has something to do with the Sith, Star Wars, Evilness, Drooling over Evil Bad Guys, or something that at least fits the theme or genre. Those who violate this rule (not counting any that have been posted before as this rule wasn't in place before) will have the comment deleted and will be thoroughly mocked for not reading.

If a member of the wiki page violates it and adds it to the wiki page links secion, they will be mocked, lose a rank (Lords will become Knights, Knights will become Peons, Peons will get kicked out), and be tortured with nudey pics of Roseanne Bar (or some other insidiously evil plan).


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More Sith Moogles!

Do not take any of these without the artists' permission and give proper credit! It's not only about being polite!


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Bwahahah!
By [Jitter]
(Note: You can have them at your house if you want but please give me proper credit! -Jitterbug Perfume)



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By [Skydancer]



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By [Sir. Robert]



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By [TheRogue]


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By [Ocean Soul]


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By [spincrus]

(Note: Give credit when adding this to your house please!)
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by [TheRogue]


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A trial for the Sith: from Lord [Calico Tiger] - Adapted from the original by Master [travs the bean]

My dear Knights in your quest to become Lords, there are many trials you must face and feats you must accomplish. Even those that are Lords must progress and grow. So a challenge is given to you - and that is to create a piece of art, written or drawn of a battle between you and a jedi (there are many jedi around. See The Jedi Council for a list of jedi to battle). Master Travs the bean has taken on the dangerous sith mistress [Calico Tiger]. To keep the galaxy on its toes I would advise you to keep an eye out, your pen andy and the art flowing. Good luck my Knights and fellow Lords **note you cannot kill another character without their permision- just draw or write the battle**


**Entries:
Pred versus Sunny- [Anomynous] and [Sunny Silverunicorn] duke it out in a battle where only the Force can decide the victor.


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See also The Jedi Council


See also The Sith Brotherhood
















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2006-05-04 [Bladieboe]: Yeah. I haven't seen you training at all

2006-05-04 [Darth Jacein]: with who?

2006-05-04 [Bladieboe]: with yourself..you don't have to train all the time with someone

2006-05-04 [Trennas]: or with another apprentice.. take Darth Paratus for example..

2006-05-04 [Darth Jacein]: * sits and meditates*

2006-05-04 [Bladieboe]: *trains*

2006-05-04 [Trennas]: excellent.. keep it up you two..

2006-05-04 [Bladieboe]: Thank you Master

2006-05-04 [Sir. Robert]: *eats*

2006-05-04 [Darth Jacein]: *nods *

2006-05-04 [travs the bean]: after reading the last several post it seems that the sith are really disfunctional-

2006-05-04 [Darth Jacein]: Yes...lol...

2006-05-04 [Bladieboe]: *trains*

2006-05-04 [Darth Jacein]: *floats a remote into the air and ignites his saber, then begins to bat blaster bolts back and forth with the remote.

2006-05-04 [Trennas]: *sighs* whiping out the jedi is one thing, trav; sending verybody in there to get pulverized is not really worth it..

2006-05-04 [Bladieboe]: nope, and they will never be whipped out

2006-05-04 [Dark Necromancer]: ok, bye now.

2006-05-04 [Bladieboe]: adios

2006-05-04 [Trennas]: go to your room!

2006-05-04 [Darth Jacein]: wh wont they ever be wiped out?

2006-05-04 [Trennas]: he meant to say, and then..

2006-05-04 [Bladieboe]: you'll never get them all

2006-05-04 [Trennas]: oow we will if we play it smart ^^

2006-05-04 [Bladieboe]: true

2006-05-04 [Bladieboe]: But then you have to be really smart, it has been tried you know

2006-05-04 [Trennas]: never say something cannot be done.. its only a matter of time..

2006-05-04 [Bladieboe]: hehe

2006-05-04 [travs the bean]: see you don't lack vision trennas - you could get them all if you tried- but really the jedi arn't worth it - controlling the masses and have them do your bidding....now that is worth it

2006-05-04 [Trennas]: that would be the step after the jedi are gone ^^

2006-05-04 [Darth Jacein]: jedi will get in our way...

2006-05-04 [Trennas]: exactly.. we'll dispose of them first, then the masses are a piece of cake ^^

2006-05-04 [Calico Tiger]: Mmmmm.... cake.....

2006-05-04 [Darth Jacein]: i gotta run

2006-05-04 [travs the bean]: not if you do it right- sidious did it right the first time by involving the jedi and spreading them thin- then he struck - so what would be your great plan

2006-05-04 [Calico Tiger]: You know, travs... you should just join us. Seems like you've got it well worked out ;)

2006-05-04 [Trennas]: he also got rid of them the first time.. and he missed a few..

2006-05-04 [travs the bean]: oh i am thinking more and more about smuggling:) too few smugglers in the galaxy these days:)

2006-05-04 [Calico Tiger]: I smuggle porn >_> Of course, I also inflict porn >:)

2006-05-04 [travs the bean]: **blush*** :)

2006-05-04 [Trennas]: you inflict more than you smuggle ^^

2006-05-04 [Darth Jacein]: lol

2006-05-05 [Calico Tiger]: Very true >:D

2006-05-05 [Sir. Robert]: Is inflicting porn a punishment?

2006-05-05 [Calico Tiger]: Depends on the person and the type being inflicted

2006-05-05 [Trennas]: im being inflicted all the time:p you come to like it after a while ^^

2006-05-05 [Bladieboe]: guys, come on....porn? wtf

2006-05-05 [Paul Doyle]: There are lightsabers, and then there are lovesabers. A Sith Lord knows these things, and uses them to maximal tactical advantage. Seduce a hottie, merely by using a simple Jedi mind trick }8-D

2006-05-05 [Bladieboe]: omg...

2006-05-05 [-Orion-]: Boo

2006-05-05 [Mirindyin]: eeeeeep. She is alive!

2006-05-05 [-Orion-]: Who? o.O

2006-05-05 [Mirindyin]: you, nee-chan.

2006-05-05 [-Orion-]: I know. sarcasm, sarcasm*

2006-05-05 [spincrus]: I love llamas.

2006-05-05 [Trennas]: with your loooove saber? ^^

2006-05-05 [Bladieboe]: ...

2006-05-05 [Trennas]: *is working on his secret plan ^^*

2006-05-05 [Bladieboe]: aha

2006-05-05 [Trennas]: soooooon... it will be revealed ^^

2006-05-05 [Bladieboe]: nice

2006-05-05 [Paul Doyle]: "Oh, let the sun beat down upon my face/And stars fill my dream/I'm a traveler of both time and space/To be where I have been/To sit with elders of the gentle race/This world has seldom seen/They talk of days for which they sit and wait/All will be revealed"

2006-05-05 [spincrus]: No, Pauly, llamas are far better.

2006-05-05 [Paul Doyle]: *levitates a llama*

2006-05-06 [-Orion-]: It's okay when your friend tolds you that you're a good kisser... right?!

2006-05-06 [Bladieboe]: yeah, it is

2006-05-06 [irulan]: Well it's definitely better than being a bad one. :)

2006-05-06 [spincrus]: depends on what kind of friend he/she is, what your sexual preferences are and what sex he/she is...

2006-05-07 [-Orion-]: I have a boyfriend and it was a she, and that kiss we shared was with tongue.... And NEVER let me get that drunk again.

2006-05-07 [Bladieboe]: hahahaha

2006-05-07 [-Orion-]: Awww! A true friend wouldn't laugh. *pouts*

2006-05-07 [Bladieboe]: It's funny that you where drunk.

2006-05-07 [Mirindyin]: *grins* I wish I had been there... or then really not. Kehh.

2006-05-07 [-Orion-]: Hmph. รณ.O not so badly taht I wouldn't have known who I was

2006-05-07 [Mirindyin]: kehh.

2006-05-07 [-Orion-]: You know Min, you annoy the hell outta me with that attitude

2006-05-07 [Bladieboe]: ow dear

2006-05-07 [-Orion-]: Fuck. >.< Why me? Time is soon up and argh. I just wrote a long e-mail, went to eat when I had a break and then when I tried to sen dthe e-mail.. POOF! "You've been kicked out for being logged in for too long" or something like that.... *mutters curses under her breath*

2006-05-07 [Bladieboe]: aw *hug*

2006-05-07 [-Orion-]: anyway I'm outta here.. seeyah later, maybe

2006-05-07 [Bladieboe]: adios

2006-05-07 [Darth Jacein]: Bye..

2006-05-07 [Trennas]: a most interesting side affect of the drunk side, my dear apprentice ^^

2006-05-07 [Darth Jacein]: ...

2006-05-07 [Bladieboe]: lalala

2006-05-07 [Darth Jacein]: ...

2006-05-07 [Mirindyin]: mew?

2006-05-07 [Darth Jacein]: Umm...

2006-05-07 [Trennas]: *shrugs*

2006-05-07 [Darth Jacein]: Riiiiiight...

2006-05-07 [spincrus]: hold on, orion, did you say your boyfriend was a she? or did I misinterpret that? (would that even be technically possible?)

2006-05-07 [Calico Tiger]: No, she has a boyfriend. The friend that she kissed was a girl

2006-05-07 [Trennas]: read before your fantasy goes all rampant XD

2006-05-07 [Bladieboe]: hehe

2006-05-07 [-Orion-]: .. Well, every guyt that was out tehre then were either taken, gay, or both >.< .. Okay, that one gay guy kissed me too, but it was a quickie without any tongue....

2006-05-07 [-Orion-]: ... sheesh, what have I done?!?!

2006-05-07 [Bladieboe]: hmm, where should I be to be able to kiss you?

2006-05-07 [spincrus]: DAMN, all my absurd and perverted fantasies! Don't leave me my fantasies, nnnoooo, don't leave meee!

2006-05-07 [Trennas]: too late.. they took the last shuttle out of your mind ^^

2006-05-07 [Bladieboe]: ouch

2006-05-07 [Trennas]: there it goes.. *shrugs* ah well..

2006-05-07 [spincrus]: *sniff sniff* They didn't even say goodbye :(

2006-05-07 [Trennas]: thats what fantasies do..

2006-05-07 [Paul Doyle]: *stares into a llama's eyes* *does a Force wave* "You WILL fetch me a newspaper"

2006-05-07 [Trennas]: *makes note about importing llama's*

2006-05-07 [irulan]: Okay, did I miss where the llamas came from? ;)

2006-05-07 [spincrus]: *laughs his ass off as Darth Paranoia's newspaper arrives with saliva dripping from it* even my dog is better at handling such tasks... tsk tsk...

2006-05-08 [Trennas]: be glad he didnt train our pet rancor to fetch it..

2006-05-08 [Bladieboe]: hmm

2006-05-08 [-Orion-]: Radio_Active, you wanna kiss me get your ass over here and give me enough to drink

2006-05-08 [Trennas]: a whooooole lotta drink ^^

2006-05-08 [-Orion-]: Probably yeah XP

2006-05-08 [Trennas]: like.. the entire bar!:p

2006-05-08 [-Orion-]: Well, not that much, I suppose. >__>

2006-05-08 [Trennas]: half the bar? :p

2006-05-08 [-Orion-]: Well, I really DON'T have experience in drinking, plus that I'm rather small AND female... so..

2006-05-08 [Trennas]: one bottle of cider? :p

2006-05-08 [-Orion-]: Well I don't know.. LAst time that didn't do it, bu I drank it slowly on purpose.. >__> Mehh. It's not like I'd want to get drunk.

2006-05-08 [Trennas]: hehe me neither.. never did.. most horrible feeling in the world:p

2006-05-08 [-Orion-]: XD yuppers. ^__^

2006-05-08 [Trennas]: hehe i still remember back in my early evil days i was working at a bowling alley.. and we used to hang out afterwards.. every time i came home completely wasted:p

2006-05-08 [-Orion-]: XD Way to go, master. :P .. In any case, I must get going now. *bows* Byes! ^_^

2006-05-08 [Trennas]: aaahw ^^ au revoir ^^

2006-05-09 [TheRogue]: ROFL!!! check this out! (caution: strong language) http://www.devilducky.com/media/45466/

2006-05-09 [Trennas]: hahahahaha i laughed my ass off XD

2006-05-09 [Saray]: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *can't... stop... laughing....!*

2006-05-10 [irulan]: LMAO, that's great!! *wipes tear from eye*  :D

2006-05-10 [Sir. Robert]: LMAO!!!! THAT IS AWESOME!

2006-05-10 [Ironballs "the Preposterous One"]: "It's okay, just... just get back here. ... Er... I love you too." XD

2006-05-10 [Calico Tiger]: I may have to give Robot Chicken a try....

2006-05-10 [Darth Jacein]: Omfg thats awesome!

2006-05-10 [Calico Tiger]: I added the link to the links section :D

2006-05-10 [Darth Jacein]: lol i gotta run..

2006-05-16 [Bladieboe]: The Jedi are suck weaklings :p there even lurking over there..I make 1 comment I get an lecture :p

2006-05-16 [Chaos Sun]: *LURK*LURK*LURK* *Sneaks back to Zap Cali in the Jedo Council*  

2006-05-16 [Calico Tiger]: *lurk* *lurk* *lurk* *lurk* *lurk* *lurk* *lurk* *lurk*

2006-05-16 [Chaos Sun]: *POUNCES CALI* GOTCHA!!! *Grabs a Spiked Kitty Collar* NOw be Still this won't hurt a Bit!

2006-05-16 [Bladieboe]: omg, how old are you?

2006-05-16 [Calico Tiger]: Shaddap :P

2006-05-16 [Bladieboe]: for you? hahahahaha

2006-05-16 [Chaos Sun]: I'm 21 with 9 years Exsperience. :) *Wrestles Cali* Be Still I Just want to attach the collar around your neck *Zaps Cali's tail*

2006-05-16 [Calico Tiger]: Remember who owns this wiki page, Radio. Goofing around is fine. Being evil is great. But as said in the page description, "Don't be a dick."

2006-05-16 [Chaos Sun]: *Snaps the Collar around Cali!* AHH_HA!! GOTCHA!!!

2006-05-16 [Calico Tiger]: Eep! I got distracted! No fair ;_;

2006-05-16 [Bladieboe]: *Force lightnings you both*

2006-05-16 [Chaos Sun]: AHAHA Gotcha........OWE!! Dang it! *Force Bunny lightings Radio* Take that!!!

2006-05-16 [Bladieboe]: Right..

2006-05-16 [Chaos Sun]: 'o.o you just don't get it do you....The idea is to Have fun and play off the silliness of the Role play. *sighs* Cali this one is useless... *forcebunny lightings Cali* Stop fidgiting you'll ruin your new collar.

2006-05-16 [Ironballs "the Preposterous One"]: *force throws fluffy balls* Annnnd... DISTRACTION!!!

2006-05-16 [spincrus]: *force chokes...on the fluffy balls!* cough cough! that's some forceful cough there!  (omg I want to kill myself over this joke)

2006-05-16 [Calico Tiger]: *tries to eyeball the collar and fails* Well, does it at least match my outfit? I'd hate to clash!

2006-05-16 [Chaos Sun]: Black collar with black spikes goes with anything Cali *pets cali's head* So no...it doesn't clash

2006-05-16 [Calico Tiger]: Sweet! *runs off to harass some Ithorians*

2006-05-16 [spincrus]: How do Ithorians kiss? Do they even kiss? I mean it'd be quite hard anatomically...

2006-05-16 [Sir. Robert]: I dont think collars look good when you are wearing a tuxedo or a turtleneck...

2006-05-16 [spincrus]: Honestly the ugliest alien creation in the SW series is the sullustan. The saggy cheeks, eeew

2006-05-16 [Chaos Sun]: I dunno [spincrus]..lemmi look.....Cali where'd you put the sith porn book? *looks around* oh wait...YURI!! Where'd you guys hide it!!

2006-05-16 [spincrus]: you're looking for this? *is holding a hologram of two male jedi making out, and you can tell from the quality that it's obviously taken by a spycam of some sort*

2006-05-16 [Chaos Sun]: EWWW!!! Gross!! NO....it's a holo-magazine....Blah!  Turn it off alreadyu Jeesh!! *holds her head* I'm forever scared with thememory

2006-05-16 [spincrus]: hahaha, sorry *presses a button* man how did this thing turn off *the image disappears, but is replaced with a new holo movie, and you see Calico Tiger entering the scene* AAH! *presses a couple of more buttons and quickly turns it off* erm, that was private material.

2006-05-16 [Trennas]: geez I'm gone for a little bit and I missed the chick fight :( bummer:p

2006-05-16 [spincrus]: *hands over pieces of torn hair* here, some residue from the fight I picked up

2006-05-16 [Calico Tiger]: Oooooo was that some of the hawt Anakin/Obiwan porn?

2006-05-16 [spincrus]: You forgot, didn't you... *sheesh* I guess you were too high on deathsticks to remember C-3P0...

2006-05-16 [spincrus]: ...oops, I mean yes yes, Anakin!

2006-05-16 [Calico Tiger]: C-3P0 Porn? :O Well, I guess it does make sense. I mean, he's likely easily refitted with special attachments

2006-05-16 [Chaos Sun]: that vibrate and turn even :) Where can I purchase that model? hehehe :)

2006-05-16 [spincrus]: It's out of stock due to popular demand. You can always try the whirling head of a R2 droid?

2006-05-16 [Chaos Sun]: Nah....i'll wait. NOw about that Anakin POrn...was him getting it on with Padma?

2006-05-16 [spincrus]: ((as much as I'd really, really love to see Natalie Portman in some porn flick)) Yes, and taped by his majesty Darth Sidius himself :)

2006-05-16 [Calico Tiger]: Bah to Padme. She was weak-willed. Anakin and Obiwan!

2006-05-16 [spincrus]: A threesome featuring Chew-on-my-bacca, Ana-keenforchewy and Obi-wanna-do-me

2006-05-16 [Calico Tiger]: OMG! LOL!!! XD

2006-05-16 [spincrus]: ...with guest star, the cheap slut Pet-me I'm-a-dollah

2006-05-16 [Chaos Sun]: *ROFLOL* AHH I'm Being Killed with Dark Force Laughter

2006-05-16 [spincrus]: I can't resist to post this last one that just popped into my mind. Jedi Master Yodo-me I-do'u... sorry.

2006-05-17 [Kileaiya]: *roffle*Obi-wanna-do-me... *falls off chair* I think I broke my arm, Cem, I shall keel you now.

2006-05-17 [irulan]: "Pet-me I'm-a-dollah"...LMAO!!! :D

2006-05-17 [Paul Doyle]: Little characters created by my wife, Kathy: Dark Invader, Luka Streetwalker, Jobber the Slut, Princess LayHer, Hand-Solo

2006-05-17 [Anomynous]: ROFLMFAO!!! This I gotta write down! Paul, tell your wife I said she's a genius! *falls off chair laughing*

2006-05-17 [Paul Doyle]: Now if only she's get over her computer phobia, and get an account here :P

2006-05-17 [Sir. Robert]: lol...there are a lot of scary people here :P

2006-05-17 [Paul Doyle]: For instance, who she married ;-)

2006-05-17 [Sir. Robert]: ....I was tempted to point that out :P

2006-05-17 [spincrus]: LMAO Jobber the Slut hahahahahahahahahaha

2006-05-17 [Trennas]: hahahaah ROFL XD you made me snot milk through my nose! XD

2006-05-19 [spincrus]: NICE PICTURE WOW I'm impressed.

2006-05-19 [Calico Tiger]: Yeah! He's such a fantastic artist :D

2006-05-19 [irulan]: Wow, that picture kicks!

2006-05-19 [Calico Tiger]: Take up the challenge that goes with it! Write or draw some sith/jedi fighting fun! >:)

2006-05-19 [Trennas]: ooow yeah ^^ if trav werent a jedi, he just might be a god ^^ good work man :D

2006-05-19 [Paul Doyle]: Oooh---awesome picture. Snarling Cali!

2006-05-19 [Bladieboe]: Goodluck Sith Padawans ;)

2006-05-19 [-Orion-]: ... Do we HAVE to take on the challenge? *raises her eyebrow*

2006-05-19 [Mirindyin]: if they say so... >____>

2006-05-19 [-Orion-]: I can't draw a thing and I suck in writing fighting scenes. >.<

2006-05-19 [Mirindyin]: write something else... I might draw something if I had time...

2006-05-19 [Paul Doyle]: *levitates llamas with the Force, rubbing their furs together to create passive, low-level Dark Side electricity* *makes llamas zoom about the room, their Force-electrified fur attracting any and all dust particles, insta-dusting with frightening efficiency*

2006-05-19 [-Orion-]: Fehh! >.< I get no inspiration. Without inspiration...

2006-05-19 [Mirindyin]: we knows that, yes, my precious, but...

2006-05-19 [-Orion-]: hmmmmhphh.... But yay.. Tomorrow... XP HOME ALONE!

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